Mark Lesniak

My life is like a short story only more ambiguous. I don't like cats unless they act like dogs and shit in the neighbor's yard. Sometimes I talk with an east-coast accent and Maria thinks I am a big dork. In one word ornery, in two words "cocky and stubborn." Either way one day I will get the copyrights to a really great pen name (comin for ya Brian). Marlowe says I'm holding out on the meaning of life.

" Dear Sir "